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          Because of my blog and the passionate ideas that I present, I have recently been told by a fellow today.com member that I am full of hate, need to chill out, and will give myself an aneurism if I do not release all this hate inside myself. “Burn some buds” was his suggestion.

          As much as I agree on the aneurism thought, I must call the rest of the claims moronic and made by someone who can sit by and enjoy the horror going on around them as they puff and give stoners a lazy name.

          Apparently I am an effective writer to get such responses, but that is not the point! The point is that I can be calm and spread happiness. That is why I would like to take time away from demonic George W. Bush and his administration full of fraud, lies, rape, and murder.

          Instead, I want to talk about how proper and happy he looks when we see him waving. We see him waving all the time. If he is not talking sternly and surely at the podium microphone then he is walking and waving. There should be a statue atop the White House grass of this great man waving his arm into the free American air.

          Was that better? Do let me know.

          In the meantime, I am going to blaze that bowl which has been waiting on me since last night. Such was a recommendation for the blogger who told me it would help with all the hate that I have, and maybe it will calm me down even more. Tomorrow I will be able to talk about how swell of a family the Bush Dynasty really is.

          Happy day to you… and me.